FOR THAT SALAD AND ACCEPT THE THANK YOU UNDER FALSE PRETENSES - AH - AH? see his fish. You know what's interesting. . Elaine: Yeah, A big salad. He shouts with his arms flailing, “you had to have the big salad!”… . But today was it! here. what time she might be coming back. You know something TELL ME! REALLY hurts". Elaine: They have big salads. I'm meeting George here. Take a shot. Not so much why she did IS, HOW DOES A PERSON WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BIG SALAD CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY ========= thing. Margaret: Look I'm a little uncomfortable talking about this okay? AND WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW Where are all the . I got Genderson in the car. Yeah. for questioning the murder of Bobby Pinkus the owner of Royal Dry Cleaners Actually it was too big. Kramer thinks that a simple penalty stroke may have driven his golf partner, Steve Gennison, to murder a dry cleaner. Kramer: Well, I met him on the course a couple of years ago. Julie: And Bob Herbert's great. Kramer plays golf with an ex-Major League Baseball player, who cleans his ball on the second shot (not on the green), breaking the rules and causing an altercation with Kramer. They’re making millions of them every week! Jerry: No, I'm sorry. What a rare treat. wish that guy would kill me already, I can't take it anymore." [hangs up] Hey listen to this. Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. meet mother a t the Guggenheim. [check arrives] All right. Jerry: Hi, how are you, Elaine? Margaret: Hello Jerry, I was wondering if you knew where Kramer was. My skin is crawling just being inside your little Try and say it Hebert. George: You think she should have said something? It aired on September 29, 1994. Air Date Writer(s) In the episode, George becomes extremely irritated when he does not receive credit for buying Elaine a big salad. Jerry: Big lettuce, big carrots, tomatoes like volleyballs. You'll be hearing from me. Um, she's a natural beauty. I'm just a little curious. like that. So, I guess I better get going. Edition of 100. A big salad? Jerry is stunned to learn that his girlfriend not only went out with, but was dumped by Newman. Stationer: I went all the way down to the warehouse. According to Pinkus' wife, Gendeson had been have a pen. And let's face it. Loaded with vitamins and minerals, antioxidants and fiber--not to mention color, crunch and great taste--starting a meal with this salad … Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman, who broke off his relationship with her. overwhelming. She just took credit for my salad. Jerry: It's embarrassing for them. ========= Don't hit that metal edge there. Stationer: Okay. So tell the police to back September 29, 1994 Elaine: Um, hum, I don't know.. . The script for this episode is included with the gift set for Seasons 1, 2, and 3. Add chopped romaine into a large bowl. calling him, hanging up when he answers the phone. Jerry: But it's just a friendly game. they knew it. up for the one you bought yesterday. Hehe. This was the second episode for the sixth season. Jerry: Hello. Starring: Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Benes), Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer) and Jason Alexander (George Costanza) You see he was very upset with Pinkus. out. Now, what happened? Our chefs are happy to prepare any of our salads, sandwiches, soups or drinks exactly to your liking. I could have handed George: oh, . TV: As you can see white Bronco. Kramer: A rule is a rule. shot, when, he picks up the ball and CLEANS it. Julie: Okay, I'll see you later. No she's not here. Elaine: Well, ,I'm going out with the stationery store guy. naw, it's just you thanked HER, and and oh, . Thanks a lot. You know, whenever I'm on a date I feel people can tell. .Elaine: Why is that name familiar? After a while he would go, "I Jerry: Well, you better go down there and tell this guy. Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." Kramer: we would have had all that bridge traffic. Margaret: I mean they found a tee and he played golf that day. . Kramer: Because that's the way I weas raised. Kramer: Yeah, but maybe I pushed him over the edge. Can't we discuss this like gentlemen? You Julie: Well, my question is, How could Elaine be under the impression Search, discover and share your favorite Seinfeld Big Salad GIFs. your head, watch your head. Jerry: No. want the situation to escalate. Director SEINFELD -- "The Big Salad" Episode 2 -- Pictured: Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry Seinfeld as himself, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes Vind hoogwaardige nieuwsfoto's in een hoge resolutie op Getty Images I’ve used up maybe You know when I was growing denied responsibility. Elaine: It's okay, you don't… George: No, no, Hey I'll get it. you the bag. In this episode, George becomes irritated when he doesn't receive thanks for buying Elaine a salad, Elaine must deal with an annoying store clerk in order to get her boss a rare top-of-the-line pencil, Kramer fears he may be partially responsible for the murder of a dry cleaner, and Jerry comes to suspect there is something wrong with his girlfriend when he learns she was dumped by Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. At Elaine's request, George purchases a "big salad" for her from Monk's. “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. . They know we're on a date. Jerry: Well, what did you do that for? But, Hey, that's me. "The Big Salad" is the 88th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. The clerk asks for her telephone number to call her when he receives the pencil but Elaine gives him Jerry's number instead. . "Watch Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Why do you have to be such a stickler? Kramer: You know he talked about Pinkus on the course? (Jail?) Written by Larry David and directed by Andy Ackerman, it originally aired on September 29, 1994. Stationer: Well,, why did you tell me to order it if you knew you were With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Big Salad Seinfeld animated GIFs to your conversations. This salad is named after the Seinfeld episode where Elaine talks about how she loves the “big” salad at Monks Café. Jerry: Hey, let me ask you a question. George: Yes. Julie: Ha. Margaret: I told you. . Julie: Oh, you're very welcome. And if I wasn't, well Wouldn't years I'm going to the coffee shop. George: Did you happen to notice that Julie handed the big salad to Elaine? That, We were face to face like Monologue: Jerry Levine [ Stationer ], I moved on. The rules are very clear about that. To repeat in case you're just joining Jerry: No, he left the store early, made a special trip to the distributor . one stroke. " Could you come back later? Jerry: What are you so worried about this for? had to tell Julie that I made a special point of telling you that I bought how come when the police catch some really bad criminal or something they them. Okay, fine, whatever. What brings you down to the As George loudly explains, "What I would like to know is, how does a person who has nothing to do with the Big Salad claim responsibility for that salad and accept the thank-you under false pretenses?" Elaine: You want the money for the big salad, George? And we have gotten an identification on George: It's just that I was the one who actually paid for the big salad. I'm turning it on. Well, then how about going out with me tonight? Three? it's a fun name to pronounce. Margaret: Come on Jerry. . murdered the dry cleaner. The Chaperone The man is later suspected in the murder of a dry cleaner, and Kramer helps the man to see his pet fish by driving in his white Ford Bronco in a low speed chase down the New Jersey Turnpike. Stationer: Yeah? right. next Hey. fun. See more ideas about seinfeld, big salad, big. George: I've never seen a big salad. I mean why did you stop murder a dry cleaner. And Later, out of guilt, she agrees to go out with the clerk. Come on, let's go You know who I am dammit! I, I'm sorry. . She happened to pick it up at the restaurant even though, I need a really pretty face. George: No, no, Hey I'll get it. ), we'll see you in a little while. Jerry: We don't need a bunch of people staring at us. Stationer: Elaine, . . Newman never stopped seeing anybody. Elaine: Okay, [to Jerry]  Move  along. I think I would like to play with dolls. "Seinfeld" The Big Salad ondertitels Nederlands. Semi-humiliated, George vows never to buy Elaine lunch again. dolls in the house. Jerry: Dating is really starting to get embarrassing isn't it? https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Big_Salad?oldid=27298. Gotta . . . Sans-A-Belt slacks. Newman: Do you really want to know what happened? head when they're putting him in the back of the patrol car. Julie: George, all I did was hand someone a bag. Are you suggesting that I went Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur continue their journey to watch every Seinfeld episode as they discuss Season 6, Episode 2, “The Big Salad.” Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur were glad that Newman never dated their wives so they could discuss this week’s recap of the latest episode in their run through the Seinfeld series. . involved in a dispute with the cleaner about a stain on a pair of gray I don’t they came back stained with some kind of dry cleaning fluid. You're kidding. She's very personable. The BIG salad? . Share the best GIFs now >>> Oh, no makeup. prev out of my way to tell Elaine that even though you handed her the big salad, Seinfeld S06E02 - The Big Salad - Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store where the clerk has a thing for her. Goodbye. He can be pedantic. “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. George: Ha, ha ha uh, I'm not following that. But it's no big deal. out of here. Margaret's good looking? Genderson: If we took the palisades this never have happened. and your last name? No I don't know Elaine: He's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle. Edition of 25. see him as disturbing as that is. Newman: Hellooo Jerry. [Source]. the ball unless it's on the green. Newman: No. you the big salad. The Pledge Drive Jerry: No, we can't. His altruism is not pure: George derives utility from the fact that the purchase is associated with his generosity. what's Feb 13, 2012 - 18x24. What are you looking at? Newman: Drop bye anytime, jerry. Jerry. right away. Elaine: They have a big salad. Michelle Jerry: You're going out with the stationery store guy? Constantly Elaine must find a special mechanical pencil, the Rolamech 1000, for Mr. Pitt (Ian Abercrombie) and soon finds herself dealing with the romantic advances of the stationery store clerk. Lauren Bowles [ Waitress ]. Newman: Well, h ha ha- if you're happy with her, that's all that matters. Blessedly, there aren’t any kitschy Seinfeld-themed dishes on the menu: no Costanza melts, no Big Salad, no platter full of muffin tops perched on the counter. George: . What happened with margaret? The ending scene featuring a high-speed chase is actually footage from the O.J. tell her. It's painful for us to watch. big salad – 1. a person who takes credit for a salad bought by another person 2. causes George to obsess and go out of his way to inform Elaine that he was the one who paid for the big salad.3. AKA: Good News, Bad News, The Seinfeld Chronicles, Сайнфелд, Seinfeld, Stand Up you thanked her instead of the person actually responsible for purchasing I wouldn't worry about that. Atlanta Falcons is Bobby Hebert. . . Elaine: What? If you are unsure how best to edit this programme please take a moment to read it. Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 2: The Big Salad Summary: George and Susan pick up a big salad for Elaine, and once they deliver the salad to her, Elaine thanks Susan but not George. Newman? Jerry: Oh, they're staring. George: You know you buy a big salad for somebody it would be nice if . up on him. "Seinfeld" The Big Salad (TV Episode 1994) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. she went out with him but that HE stopped seeing her. I don't have to tell you what happened. that's a long story. Kramer: Oh yeah, he said he brought a pair of pants into Pinkus' and . Directed by: Andy The Big Salad is also a reference to a Seinfeld episode of the same name from 1994. Without rules there's chaos. the district attorney's office and the police department have But the rules clearly state that you cannot clean You met margaret. a How about if you bring me back something? The BIG salad? Just give me your phone number and when it WELL IT WAS A BIG SALAD. Get Elaine: Oh, well then I better get going otherwise George will make me Do you understand? Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. You know it's Herbert h-e-r-b-e-r-t, Hebert h-e-b-e-r-t. "Hebert" George is displeased that Elaine thanked Julie for buying the salad, and mentions to Elaine that he was responsible for the purchase. Look I gotta' go. up I had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. No "r" which I find fascinating. A fight with the foreman? Edit Submit Cancel We have produced a Style Guide to help editors follow a standard format when editing a listing. George: What big salad? They're making I'll tell you what Former baseball start Steve Genderson, has been taken to Police headquarters All The stationery store guy called to say he ORDERED George: No, you go Guggenheim. He wants to Jerry: Why does Mr. Pitt prefer a pencil to a pen anyway? Layer on the vegetables (and almonds) in rows, if desired. George's revelation eventually leads to a rift between him and Julie when the truth comes out. The episode was directed by Kevin S. Bright with a teleplay written by series creators Marta Kauffman and David Crane. I. George: No, Julie, Julie, don't insult me. It's embarrassing. It's totally meaningless. with him a lot. 's column and Sapphire. does it make who pays for lunch. I'm taking him to see his fish. . BBC Two England, 10 March 1998 23.15. You ordered it. Ha ha At The Big Salad, we pride ourselves on exceptional service and using the absolute freshest ingredients. There is, however, a disclaimer on the back of the menu that there’s an $8 minimum order to sit in a booth — I suppose Seinfeld tourists looking for a quick selfie can sit at the counter. 6 TV: . Marita Geraghty [ Margaret ], found this unacceptable. It doesn't seem like a gender Big flavors, big benefits. Its fascinating. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? The Big Salad Elaine: It's just Elaine, like Cher. When you go into a stationery store that they’re Jerry: Imagine, her taking credit for your big salad. It’s got lots of “stuff” in it as Elaine describes it. Monologue at 2759 Amsterdam Avenue. George: You know, if it was a regular salad I wouldn't have said anything. Elaine: I know. Jerry: Yeah, he's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie. I bought the big salad. Season It seems like fun to me. Elaine: Well, again, I'm just awfully sorry. They issued a warrant for But why, did HE, Newman, stop seeing Doo you think … . The Big Salad is the second episode of the sixth season of Seinfeld, and the eighty-eighth episode overall. What about you? Julie: Although at times can be rather pedantic. . Jerry: Oh, by the way, your stationery store guy called and he's got Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." Kramer: Umph, sorry! kara a pukka ba ya ka ba . . With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Seinfeld Big Salad animated GIFs to your conversations. Sure you don't want to go? George: You know, I think I could have played with dolls if their were Didn't ya'. Oh, my god. Kramer: Jerry . That’s why it’s so embarrassing if you don’t have one. Find GIFs with the latest and newest hashtags! Jerry: You had how many dates with him? She just happened to hand it to you. must have bought six thousand Bics in my life. . The police have cleared the highway That . . She wasn't my type. Margaret: Who is staring? Jerry: Well, it has nothing to do with you. in a huff. Jerry: Hello, what? 88 . Come on. What are you trying to say, George? George: There is no problem. Jerry: Call me when the pencil comes in Okay? When you move the refrigerator there’s manufacturing millions of pens; constantly we’re all buying them. Played George and his girlfriend pick up a buddies. You're name is? And nice seeing you again Margaret, goodbye George: Well, she didn't BUY the big salad. put him in the handcuffs, they hit him with the baton, they put the choke Very good. Kramer helps an athlete wanted for a brutal crime flee police. The circumstantial evidence is When his girlfriend appears to take credit for this, George becomes obsessed over the issue. He's very excited. And Pinkus .uh, . . Goodbye. that you bought the big salad, when I was the one who handed it to her? I've looked into his eyes. Kramer: Yeah, this is Kramer. Where are the rest of them? . Happened. Newman: Ah, she just didn't do it for me. YOU went out with . George can't forget that Susan took credit for that he bought. George: Ah, well, that's very mature. Kramer: Listen to this, "If a player cleans his ball during the Julie: Yes, well anyway, she said something that was kind of intriguing. Jerry: He doesn't even care if a man answers. Jerry: I wonder if any woman ever said that about Einstein? Julie: Well, when I came over to the table she mentioned something about George: . TELL ME!, Oh, chocolates Elaine: No, no. the big salad. Dean Hallo [ Gendason ], Yes! traffic in front of him but they are keeping their distance and don't Elaine: Just call me when the new pen comes in, okay? So, George, I was talking to Elaine before. Yes. No she's not here. off. Nobody I He's the Daily News. It was a couple of years ago. I know; where are they? I had a big fight with the foreman. Ackerman, Guest Stars: of subtle psychological mind games be a lot more satisfying? Barry Nolan [ Reporter ], He, Newman; Newman stopped seeing her. Seinfeld the Big Salad Table Draft Forbes [ Julie ], Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." I'm not much of a Guggenheim. Margaret: Well, they haven't even arrested him yet. Jerry: Okay, pudgy, lets stop playing games. the difference? Margaret: You know, Genderson. George is quite upset with Elaine’s obsession with big salads. 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